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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 10:08
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
'It's such a dream': Top high school performers step out on Broadway - NPR
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
The truth about using cannabis for health problems - The Washington Post
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
No go.
Asteroid Larger Than Golden Gate Bridge Approaches Earth In Rare Event - Forbes
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
What are the best self-care practices to improve mental health?
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Scarlet & Violet—Destined Rivals Triple Play: Trainer’s Pokémon - Pokemon.com
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Apple’s Music app in iOS 26 gains my favorite feature from the Mac - 9to5Mac
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Craig Breslow Discusses Red Sox’ Struggles, Future Plans - MLB Trade Rumors
Then came..
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
No way
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!